WHAT IS CHEWING?!
THAT tired right now, and it’s only noon. My lunch break has become super difficult.
Me: (last night at a reasonable hour) okay! First day of work tomorrow. Time to...
barrymanilowswinternightmare: beesinmypants: tardiscrash: othetasigmao: sithholocron: Patrick Stewart (Captain Jean-Luc Picard, Professor X) asks us about the letter B. Because I need this on my blog Best thing. Perfect PATRICK FOR FUCKS SAKE
So this happened today. Welcome to the Zombie... →
katiehassomebigasstitties: nana-darling: cloudodoodles: zombiepeas: yepperoni: do you guys remember that episodfe of the magic school bus where the class gets transformed into fish eggs and get fertilized with fish semen literally my face right now ^Actually the face I made (100% honest) I was not prepared. SO THEY BASICALLY GOT CUMMED ON BY A FISH K OH GOD! THE FRIZZ JUST...
brofisting: beyondtheseawaiting: fastforwardpauseplay: tyleroakley: Jeremy Renner singing New York State Of Mind on Jimmy Fallon. I was NOT expecting THAT voice out of THAT man. He’s fantastic! I CANT! He was already amazing and now this? Love it what the fuck This is the second time tonight that my ovaries have exploded.